Official Mission Statement
The Bureau of Quality Assurance exists because somebody has to click every button on the website and see what happens. That somebody is us. We are the thin purple line between a functioning municipal web platform and complete digital anarchy.
Our inspectors are trained to find the bugs that nobody else can find — the ones that only appear at 2 AM, on a specific browser, with a particular screen resolution, while Mercury is in retrograde. We don't just test software. We interrogate it. We stare at it until it confesses. Every pixel is a suspect until proven innocent.
In BugsVille, we don't just find bugs — we are the bugs. It's literally in the city name. We were here first.
Filed by the Chief Quality Inspector (who tested this mission statement for typos three times)
The Numbers
2,847
Bugs Squashed
And counting
1.2M
Buttons Clicked
Some still being clicked
9,001
Tooltips Audited
It's over 9,000
413
Edge Cases Found
That shouldn't be possible
3
False Alarms
We stand by the other 2,844
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Pixels Measured
We will never stop
Our Divisions
Each division operates with extreme thoroughness and slightly concerning attention to detail.
Pixel Inspection Unit
Est. 2026
Responsible for zooming in to 800% and squinting at every UI element until something looks 'off.' Has filed 47 reports about buttons being 1 pixel too far to the left. Was right every single time.
Button Click Verification Bureau
Est. 2026
Clicks every button on the website. Then clicks them again. Then clicks them really fast. Then clicks them while holding Shift. Then files a 12-page report titled 'What Happens When You Click This 400 Times.'
404 Search & Rescue
Est. 2026
Specialized unit dedicated to finding pages that don't exist. They venture into the deepest, most forgotten URLs, hoping to find nothing. When they do find something, they're actually disappointed.
Edge Case Investigation Unit
Est. 2026
Finds bugs that only happen on the third Tuesday of months with an 'R' in them, while logged in as someone whose name contains exactly 4 vowels, on a screen that's exactly 1023px wide. Has reproduced every single one.
Tooltip Compliance Division
Est. 2026
Hovers over every element on every page to verify tooltips appear, say the right thing, and don't overlap with other tooltips. Has strong opinions about tooltip delay durations. 300ms is optimal. This is not up for debate.
Rage Click Response Team
Est. 2026
Dispatched whenever a citizen clicks something more than 5 times in 2 seconds. Investigates whether the button is broken or the citizen is just impatient. Usually both. Always files the report anyway.
Interdepartmental Audit Results
Our ongoing quality assessments of BugsVille's other municipal organizations. Nobody asked for these.
BugsVille Police Department
BPD
BPD asked us to test their new dispatch system. We found 14 bugs in the first 10 minutes. They asked us to stop. We did not stop. We found 23 more. They no longer invite us to departmental events.
Dept. of Transportation
DOT
DOT claims their road signs are 'fine.' We measured them. Font size inconsistent across 4 districts. Spacing off by 2 pixels on Route 7. They said nobody would notice. We noticed.
BugsVille Fire Department
BFD
BFD's dispatch page loaded in 1.3 seconds. We filed a performance report. They said that's fast. We said it could be 0.8. They said we're insane. We optimized it to 0.6 just to make a point.
Public Transit
BPT
BPT's route map had a tooltip that said 'Bus Stop' on every single stop. We asked them to be more specific. They added numbers. We then audited every number. They regret asking for our help.
Waste Management
BWM
BWM offered to 'make our bug reports disappear.' We declined. Our reports are meticulously archived, tagged, and cross-referenced. We have backups of the backups. We don't lose data. Ever.
Parks & Recreation
BPR
Parks & Rec asked us to QA test a bench. An actual, physical bench. We submitted a 9-page report. Load-bearing capacity inconsistent. Paint RGB values don't match the city style guide. They stopped talking to us.
BugsVille News Network
BNN
BNN published an article about us titled 'BQA Finds Bug in Bug-Finding Tool.' It was accurate. We found a bug in our own bug tracker. We reported it to ourselves. We have a process for this.
BugsVille Racing League
BRL
BRL told us the leaderboard was working perfectly. We found a scenario where finishing a race in exactly 0.000 seconds puts you at both the top and bottom simultaneously. They said that's impossible. We have a video.
Bureau of Chauffeured Transport
BCT
BCT's booking form accepted a pickup date of January 32nd. We booked 47 rides for impossible dates before they noticed. They've since added date validation. You're welcome.
BugsVille Wiki Contributors
BWC
BWC documented every known bug on the wiki. We reviewed the articles and reclassified half of them as 'features.' BWC updated the articles to read 'features (disputed).' We have filed a formal objection to the word 'disputed.' The objection has been documented on the wiki.
Become an Inspector
Step 1: Apply Within
Toggle the BQA role in your account settings. No interview required. We trust that if you voluntarily want to test software for free, you're already one of us.
Step 2: Orientation
Receive your official BQA badge, a magnifying glass, and a 200-page style guide on how to write a proper bug report. The style guide has 3 known bugs. Find them.
Step 3: Start Inspecting
Click everything. Hover over everything. Resize your browser to weird dimensions. Type emoji into search boxes. If something breaks, congratulations — you're doing it right.
Warning: Once you start seeing bugs, you can't unsee them. This is both a blessing and a curse.
Join via Account SettingsToggle the Quality Assurance role under Discord Roles in your account.
The Inspectors
Certified municipal quality inspectors. They will find your bugs. They will file a report. They will follow up.
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Inspectors
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Currently In-Town
This page has been tested 47 times. There are no bugs. If you find one, no there aren't.